I don't have an attitude problem. YOU have an UNDERSTANDING PROBLEM. WYS-30 UNISEX

I DON'T LIKE "MORNING PEOPLE". Or Mornings. Or People. WYS-144 UNISEX

I don't like anyone telling me what to do, unless I'm NAKED WYS-68 UNISEX

I doubt vodka is the answer, but it's worth A SHOT WYS-102 UNISEX

I DRINK wine because my therapist says I SHOULDN'T keep things bottled up. WYS-118 UNISEX

I F*CKING SWEAR because I F*CKING CARE WYS-75 UNISEX

I Give 110% Half of the Time WYS-135 UNISEX

I give ZERO F*CKS WYS-06 UNISEX

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die next weekend WYS-101 UNISEX

I have no problem admitting I'm wrong, like the time I GOT MARRIED. WYS-56 UNISEX

I haven't always been this ANGRY and SARCASTIC It's taken YEARS WYS-49 UNISEX

I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole world can KISS MY A$$ WYS-48 UNISEX

I IDENTIFY as a THREAT. My pronouns are TRY / ME WYS-154 UNISEX

I just asked myself if I'm CRAZY and we said NO. WYS-122 UNISEX

I know life is UNFAIR, but this is F*CKING RIDICULOUS WYS-85 UNISEX

I know the voices aren't real. But man do they come up with some CRAZY SH!T WYS-97 UNISEX

I like my job slightly more than being HOMELESS WYS-62 UNISEX

I love DRUNK ME, but I don't trust that F*CKING BITCH WYS-74 UNISEX

I LOVE GOD, but some of his children are a pain in the A$$ WYS-116 UNISEX

I Love My Grand Dog FCC-70

I Love My Mutt FCC-64

I MARRIED the man of my dreams and the mother-in-law of my NIGHTMARES WYS-60 UNISEX

I may look CUTE, but I play DIRTY WYS-05 UNISEX

I meet some people and feel BAD for their CAT WYS-109 UNISEX

I meet some people and feel BAD for their DOG WYS-111 UNISEX

I NEED A 6 MONTH VACATION TWICE A YEAR WYS-139 UNISEX

I need something stronger than coffee but less than cocaine right now WYS-100 UNISEX

I NEVER Finish ANYTHIN WYS-13 Unisex

I PLAY like a GIRL, That's why I'm FASTER, STRONGER & BETTER WYS-113 UNISEX

I PRETEND to Work, They Pretend to Pay Me WYS-141 UNISEX

I SAY WHAT EVERYONE else is thinking WYS-124 UNISEX

I suck at APOLOGIES, SO UNF*CK YOU WYS-34 UNISEX

I will ONLY be talking to my DOG today WYS-112 UNISEX

I would like to THANK my MIDDLE FINGER for sticking up for me. WYS-117 UNISEX

I'd rather be home with My DOG WYS-128 UNISEX

I'm actually not FUNNY. I'm just MEAN and people think I'm JOKING. WYS-146 UNISEX

I'm actually not FUNNY. I'm just MEAN and people think I'm JOKING. WYS-146 UNISEX

I'm afraid if I stop drinking, I'll replace it with MURDERING WYS-63 UNISEX

I'm ALLERGIC to PEOPLE WYS-14 Unisex

I'm at a point in life that I need a STRONGER word than F*CK WYS-58 UNISEX